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Roosters have teeth???

Hello I'm Emily from the nice little place called Australia. I really like bands and tv shows and youtubers, and thats pretty much it.
My gamertag is YummierSwine881


I MET JORDAN CWIERZ AND MONTY OUM ON 9/11/13
radical as heck
the xray to my vav

kill-obama:

when your friends think gross and offensive things are funny image

Gavin: Knock, knock.
Ray: Who's there?
Gavin: Shut up.
Ray: Alright, shut up who?
Ray: Shut up wHO?
Ray: WHO'S AT THE DOOR??

nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

poryqon:

did you guys get the new update

poryqon:

did you guys get the new update

evannaleraven-elf:

An elf walks into a bar,
A hobbit laughs and walks under it.

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

awwww-cute:

He thinks he has to wait in the line to get a treat

Omg, baby <3

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

awwww-cute:

He thinks he has to wait in the line to get a treat

Omg, baby <3

Gavin: Ray what’s your sensitivity on?
Ray: 9
Gavin: Jeez, no wonder you can spin around like a lemon.
Geoff: How do lemons spin around?
Gavin: Have you ever spun a lemon on a table? It’s mental.
Ray: No I’m not an asshole. I treat lemons with respect.
Let’s Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2-Turned Mode (via speaksism)

tasia-reader:

"What do you want me to do?!"

"Die."

Tina and Ray play BattleBlock Theater

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

americachavez:

it’s 2014 and apparently it’s still news that women like superhero movies