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zeldathemes
Roosters have teeth???

Hello I'm Emily from the nice little place called Australia. I really like bands and tv shows and youtubers, and thats pretty much it.
My gamertag is YummierSwine881


I MET JORDAN CWIERZ AND MONTY OUM ON 9/11/13
radical as heck
the xray to my vav
ooh-kkaebsong:

sorry I was just really happy with my pun actually not sorry <3

ooh-kkaebsong:

sorry I was just really happy with my pun actually not sorry <3

  #yessssssssss    #lily  

brood-mother:

see that girl you just called fat? that’s dexter grif. seriously caboose get your helmet fixed already.

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

I think everyone in this room has an e in their name.
Ryan Haywood (via king-gavin)

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

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miles luna, part-time model

ajantas:

yeah boys are cute and stuff but have you seen a dog

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

achievementt-teeth:

Yes Ray, it really is…

Slow Motion Vomit

ittybittymanatee:

Mark Ruffalo teases Science Bros Action for “Avengers: Age of Ultron”

Mark Ruffalo is a gift and we are keeping him okay.