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Roosters have teeth???

Hello I'm Emily from the nice little place called Australia. I really like bands and tv shows and youtubers, and thats pretty much it.radical as heckthe xray to my vav

nyabunnys:

yukisaada:

for halloween im dressing up as a superwholock

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bifacts:

Fact: bisexuals have the power to sarcastically vanish into thin air upon hearing someone deny their existence. Unconfirmed reports suggest that this power may also be shared by pansexuals and asexuals.

  #it's true  

australian-government:

I don’t need to change my url for halloween it’s already pretty scary

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

itsdarkasdicks:

Body goals = Meg Turney

but more importantly 

Confidence goals = Meg Turney

  #YUP  

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

raydayton:

flawless (x)

  #baaaaabe  
Shut the fuck up, Gavin.
ancient proverb (via peter-capaldi-yo)

we-are-in-lesbians:

gavin free? i love him. just the way he [clenches fist] frees all those gavins

geoff-ramsme:

I was scared and then I remembered Lazer Team

pumpkinbucky:

clint barton saying ‘hawk yeah’ whenever he agrees with something

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

does anyone wanna try and cheer me up
cause like
that would be handy

queen-bmvagabond:

when your friends corner you in a shower to make you be on their news show

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drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though